Laugh TIME!!!

[John Sheppard]

well basically this thread is made for everyone to laugh. How?? Jokes of course!!! Who's got a joke, come here and write it so we can all laugh

so here goes nothing

A cat walks on the field. A cow asks:
- So small and already you grew a mustache?
Cat says:
- And you all so big and no bra?

quite lame right??

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Note: Please remember guys that this site is a PG 13. We want only funny jokes that will cause no offense to anyone. Thanks, PTD Team x


What's long brown and sticky?





A stick lol

[badger]

... Oh dear lol


What's black and white but red all over?






a sunburnt penguin!

[Main Admin Account]

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

[Lily Evans]

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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Three nuns walk into a bar
You'd think that one of them would have noticed?

[Michael di Peñates]

Two nuns in car driving thru Trannsylvania. Suddenly Dracula lands on the bonnet!
One nun turns to the other "quick, show him your cross"
The other nun jumps out and yells "get out the bloody way, toothy!"

[Michael di Peñates]

Two nuns walking down the road when a drunk staggers towards them.
"Sister Mary," says the first nun "I do believe this fellow is inebriated. We shall part and let him through"
The drunk looks back shocked and says "how the heck did she do that!"

[Michael di Peñates]

Man walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter "are there any Chinese Jews?"
The waiter replies "sorry sir, only apple juice, orange juice or pineapple juice"

[amycuscarrow]

KNOCK KNOCK.


who's there?

SHUT.

shut who?

SHUT UP!

[badger]

A man walks into a bar with his dog which sits down and starts licking his privates. The barkeep laughs and says to the man "I wish I could do that!" The man replies "Give him a biscuit and he might let you!"

[Lily Evans]

This isn't a really joke but I found it hilarious: "There is a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos."

[amycuscarrow]

My bestie's favourite joke:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

ABBA.

ABBA who?

'Abba banana!

...I don't get it.

HAVE A BANANA, D**CKHEAD!

[Lord Voldemort]

Lol your bestie has a funny joke there, Amycus!

Lame joke, but here it is:

A meeting of Nuns is called and all 100 gather in the meeting hall. The Head Nun stands at the front and says 'My dear sisters, one among us has been sinning. We found used condoms on the grounds!" 99 Nuns gasp and one chuckles. "Furthermore, we'd found them in their packet last week and pricked holes in every single one of them." One Nun gasps and 99 chuckle.

[Trent Rockwell]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor!

(I know it's awful. When I have more time to write it out, I'll tell you all the beekeeper joke. Now that's bad)